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Friday, 31 May 2013 00:00

Muggsy's Beans - The Poem

Written by

a coffee rhapsody

Muggsy's beans,
Noble beans,
Beans befit for Kings and Queens,
Caffeine supreme among caffeines,
Muggsy's beans.
 
Antigua, Columbia, Ethiopian beans,
Kenya, Sumatra and in-between,
Java, New Guinea, places I've never seen.
Peaberries from Tanzanians,
Them's Muggsy's beans.
 
Tall espresso, triple shot
Give me everything you've got.
Warm me 'til my blood won't clot.
Just be sure you've got a lot
Of Muggsy's beans.
 
Big stain on my countertop:
Filled my Thermos to the top,
Overflowed and couldn't stop.
Juan Valdez can keep his crop,
Gimme Muggsy's beans.
 
If I wake up, feelin' ill,
Hangover? It's just the pill.
Life's too short to drink cheap swill.
Drink until I've had my fill
Of Muggsy's beans.
 
Sip it, gulp it, or just slup,
Decaffeinated? Man, shut up.
Coffee. Leaded. Fill me up.
Yeah, I think I'll have a cup
Of Muggsy's beans.
 
Roast 'em, grind 'em, brew 'em hot
C'mon with that coffee pot.
Hurry man, my nerves are shot!
Don't pull no tricks, I'll know if they're not
Muggsy's beans.
 
'Scuse me dude, I ain't no tour'st.
I see you're prompt, but my need's worst.
I got to be in this line first
'Cause nothin' else will slake my thirst
Like Muggsy's beans.
 
No cream, no sugar, make mine black.
Pull my mug down off the rack.
Pour it strong, like liquid crack.
Bring me crap, you'll take it back,
I want Muggsy's beans.
 
Muggsy's beans,
Noble beans,
Beans befit for Kings and Queens,
Caffeine supreme among caffeines,
Muggsy's beans.

Eclipse & Vacation

Solar Eclipse

On Monday, August 21st there will be a total eclipse of the sun across much of the central US. So I'm headed to Missouri to watch it. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, because the next one to come across the US won't be until 2045. I will be out of town that day, and will be traveling back all day on Tuesday. You can place orders on this web site, but I won't be able to ship them until the end of that week.

Then from August 28th through September 5th, I will be out of town. I've heard people mention this thing called a “vacation” and I thought I'd give it a try. Sounds fun. Again, you can place orders as usual, but I won't be filling or shipping them until later that week.

Muggsy's Beans will be at the Sauk Rapids Farmers Market this summer! We hope to see you there.

Thursdays 4:00 - 6:30 PM
June 1 - Oct. 5
Trinity Lutheran Church
2163 Mayhew Lake Road
Sauk Rapids, MN